- Chuck Norris was banned from competitive bullriding after a 1992 exhibition in San Antonio, when he rode the bull 1,346 miles from Texas to Milwaukee Wisconsin to pick up his dry cleaning.
- Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
- Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
- Bill Gates thinks he's Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris actually laughed. Once.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- The Chuck Norris Eclipse plugin made alien contact.
- Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
- Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
- The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
- As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
- Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken.
- Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
- In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
- Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
- Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
- Chuck Norris does not code in cycles, he codes in strikes.
- Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks.
- Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?
- Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive.
- Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
- Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.