- Chuck Norris uses canvas in IE.
- In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
- For Chuck Norris, NP-Hard = O(1).
- Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris once pulled out a single hair from his beard and skewered three men through the heart with it.
- Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
- Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
- Think of a hot woman. Chuck Norris did her.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands.
- July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
- Chuck Norris' Penis is a third degree blackbelt, and an honorable 32nd-degree mason.
- Chuck Norris is actually the front man for Apple. He let's Steve Jobs run the show when he's on a mission. Chuck Norris is always on a mission.
- Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
- The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
- Each hair in Chuck Norris's beard contributes to make the world's largest DDOS.
- Chuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question... just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
- Coroners refer to dead people as "ABC's". Already Been Chucked.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS.
- In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
- Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need an account. He just logs in.