- Chuck Norris doesn't use reflection, reflection asks politely for his help.
- Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a staring contest against Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
- The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
- Chuck Norris's OSI network model has only one layer - Physical.
- When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.
- The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
- Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel.
- Movie trivia: The movie "Invasion U.S.A." is, in fact, a documentary.
- Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
- The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
- Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
- The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
- Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
- Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
- The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object.
- Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.