- Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
- In the movie "The Matrix", Chuck Norris is the Matrix. If you pay close attention in the green "falling code" scenes, you can make out the faint texture of his beard.
- Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV.
- 4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
- MySpace actually isn't your space, it's Chuck's (he just lets you use it).
- Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don?t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
- Once you go Norris, you are physically unable to go back.
- Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
- According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Chuck Norris created God by snapping his fingers.
- Chuck Norris just says "no" to drugs. If he said "yes", it would collapse Colombia's infrastructure.
- Don't worry about tests, Chuck Norris's test cases cover your code too.
- All roads lead to Chuck Norris. And by the transitive property, a roundhouse kick to the face.
- Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
- Chuck Norris doesn't say "who's your daddy", because he knows the answer.
- In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
- # Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
- In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be Chucksized.
- Some kids play Kick the can. Chuck Norris played Kick the keg.
- No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
- Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
- Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.